My Assignments
Let me guess, your instructor has passed the chalk to me.
You better role up your sleeves and pay attention. Ready? Click on the
appropriate assignment below:
Fall Semester
Spring Semester
MacKenzie's
Rough & Ready Guides
Frequently Asked Questions
about the Virtual Professor
Who are you?
- I'm the Virtual Professor!
Where are you from?
- I'm a virtual faculty member from a very prestigious
university. Your instructor (Mr. Murray) has retained my services for various
teaching assignments. We are currently in contract negotiations (actually we have always
been in these negotiations) to determine if he can afford me next semester.
What do you do?
- Virtual Assignments. Perhaps you would like to see some of my assignments.
Are you easy?
- I'm shocked and disgusted at this question - I refuse to answer!
How do your grade?
- I don't grade! I might grade "virtual assignments" in the future - but only if
they are completed on-line. Usually I just submit test questions to Mr. Murray
concerning the material that I'm charged with teaching.
Do you do anything with MacKenzie?
- The toad? Absolutely Not! I suppose, if the opportunity presented itself, I
would dissect him.
What is your philosophy (concerning education)?
- That students are basically slackers!*
If you demonstrated as much initiative at pursuing your studies as you do pursuing free
pizza you could all have advanced degrees in astrophysics. My assignments are centered
around one theme - encouraging you to take ownership of your own
learning. That's it! I'm tired of answering these questions. Now,
go do something productive.
Respectively Yours,
The Virtual Professor
* Please note that the comments
presented here
are those of The Virtual
Professor and do not
necessarily reflect the opinions of your friendly and supportive instructor.
Sincerely,
J. Murray
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